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trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

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flatulenceontoast:

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greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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subsiding:

Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.

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We ignored truths for temporary happiness.

-six words; twenty-eight   (via vintage-adventures)

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nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

-I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

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if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.

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chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)

True

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