Be careful who you vent to.
-Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
(Source: itsthelesbiana, via appalachiankid)
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
(Source: purrian, via lifeisdisney)
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
When you catch the biggest fish of your life, don’t toss it back in the water and expect to catch it again whenever you want. You better mount it and hold on to it forever.
So why the fuck did I toss you back? (via upnorthjeepin)